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Post by Admin on Mar 31, 2005 14:58:29 GMT -6
The Queen motions to Lye behind her as she peeks around the a corner. They are standing behind a corner of the palace proper walls waiting for Zarek to not be surrounded by a cadre of elites.
"He's alone.. finally... ready?"
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Lye
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Post by Lye on Apr 1, 2005 0:31:44 GMT -6
"Yep," Lye whispers, "You go first and I'll follow."
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Post by Admin on Apr 1, 2005 22:40:02 GMT -6
Ereshkigal takes a deep breath, swallowing her giggles and strides purposefully toward Zarek. Glancing left and right as she approaches him she makes sure that no is paying much attention to her for once.
She hurries to Zarek and speaks in a rapid concerned voice.
"Zarek.. theres something- a very large insect in the garden. Would you please come and take care of it for me? I'm rather concerned by it's apperance, and I think it might be a wasp of some sort so Lye shouldn't go near it." She affects a look of worried urgency, but perhaps Lye can tell she's struggling not to giggle and studiously avoiding looking back at her bodygaurd.
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Lye
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Post by Lye on Apr 2, 2005 2:15:15 GMT -6
'Think of something sad; it can only get funnier and we don't want to laugh too early and ruin it!' she thinks to the Queen. Giving her a moment to do so, she silently scoots back a few paces, then breaks into a run and stops, panting, in front of the General. "Giant...bug...tried to...sting me..." she fakes concern and sorrow, "I'm sorry I couldn't get it Ghostie. Are you okay?"
(ooc: hey, it's April Fool's Day!)
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Post by General Zarek on Apr 2, 2005 10:07:42 GMT -6
Zarek looks down at the two with a raised eyebrow. "What, is there a big, scawy, fuzzy buggy? Fine, I'll go squish it for you." Zarek holds out his hand like he's holding on to a sword handle. After several moments of waiting, zarek stares at his hand, then rubs the back of his neck. "ummm....oh-oh....I seem to have forgoten where I put it.... I thought it was in the armory...."
(OOC: Look out behind you!!! It's a giant purple bear!!!! April Fools!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Wait, todays the second? Shoot.)
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Post by Lye on Apr 3, 2005 2:20:01 GMT -6
'Must...not...laugh...must...not...' Lye has both hands covering her mouth to hide her mirth and keep up her facade.
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Post by Admin on Apr 3, 2005 13:01:41 GMT -6
The Queens eyes get very large and she blinks a couple of times then takes a deep breath. The quiver in her voice when she speaks could be any number of things- laughter fear shock.
"Well then- we should go get it..." She turns and leads the way to the armory.
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As you arrive at the armory her wicked majesty seems to be a little bit calmer.
"I certainly hope it's here somewhere." She says and glances at Lye.
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Post by General Zarek on Apr 10, 2005 13:01:11 GMT -6
Zarek frantically goes through the armory, looking for his sword. He emerges looking through the mass of weapons and armor holding the sheath. "Oh-oh. That's really not good. Someone's going to hurt themeselves with it."
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Lye
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Post by Lye on Apr 10, 2005 15:32:26 GMT -6
"Oh No!" Lye squeaks out, still covering her mouth and barely containing her mirth.
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Post by Admin on Apr 11, 2005 12:46:53 GMT -6
Her Majesty does a slightly better job containing her giggles and manages to give Zarek a straight faced look when she asks,
"Why?"
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Post by General Zarek on Apr 11, 2005 15:09:08 GMT -6
"Well," Zarek says with a sigh. "The blade on that sword is acidic. Anything, besides this sheath, that the blade touches, it will eat through. So if someone stole it and put it in another sheath, or no sheath at all, it will quickly eat through them. If they hid it someplace, it will eat through whatever it is hidden in or on."
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Post by Admin on Apr 14, 2005 16:07:54 GMT -6
She looks to Lye biting her lip against giggles. In a charming if slightly high pitched voice The Queen says'
"Oh dear! Then we should hurry and look for it! Where could it be?" Her dress gives an odd little shiver at the ends as if it is convulsing with laughter.
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Post by General Zarek on Apr 30, 2005 1:00:15 GMT -6
"What in the name of all things three legged and wriggly is wrong with you!" He yells at the Queen, waving his arms frantically like he's a bird trying to take flight. "That is bad Ju-ju!!!! Elites!!" He yells, and several elites appear out of the shadow's in that cool way the elites do. "My sword has gone missing. Find it." Is all he says. The elites bow, and merge back to the shadows. "And don't touch it!!"
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Post by Lye on May 1, 2005 1:45:58 GMT -6
As if it weren't hard enough containing giggles with the prank 'victim' in their presence, he had to wave his arms and go on about bad Ju-ju. Trying very hard to contain herself she struggles out, "Should I help them?"
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Post by Admin on May 2, 2005 22:40:32 GMT -6
Her Lowness shakes her head again trying to not giggle as she looks at Lye.
"No no, better you are here with me for my saftey. Zarek? There's an Elite." She motions at the stray feathers drifting behind them...
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Post by General Zarek on May 22, 2005 23:06:06 GMT -6
Zarek turns around swiftly, still waving his arms frantically and greets the Elite with a "GRAAAHHHAAA!"
The elite looks at the General very confused and steps back a little. "Um, er.... your sword has been found.... my General.... it's in the..."
The General turns, puts down his arms and quickly leaves out of the barracks, moving at a swift pace.
"THE BALLROOM!!!" The elite yells at the general. The Elite stands there for a few moments, scratching his head. "I think the general has lost it." He mumbles to himself before he becomes consious of the Queen and Lye standing there. "Oh! Um... m'ladies. Um." The Elite salutes and stands at attention, utterly confused as to what to do.
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Post by Lye on May 23, 2005 2:42:29 GMT -6
Since Zarek has left the room, Lye allows herself some laughter. Which probably confuses the Elite even more, but Lye is more concerned about laughing so hard she cannot breathe. This goes on for a full minute or so... "Okay. Composure...starts...now! Heehee. Okay, now."
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Post by Admin on May 25, 2005 0:23:57 GMT -6
The Queen mouth twitches repeatedly while Lye laughs and when her bodyguard finally stops she takes a deep breath and then lets out a very tiny snicker. Then she grabs Lye and races off after Zarek.
She skids to a stop at the top of the ballroom stairs.
"Oooh.. My..."
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Lye
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Post by Lye on May 26, 2005 2:07:10 GMT -6
Lye runs as fast as she can behind the Queen, and hears her say something that piques Lye's interest... Lye begins to speak, "What is--ooh..."
Edit: confusing amount of pronouns
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Post by General Zarek on Jun 1, 2005 22:29:54 GMT -6
Zarek is standing in the middle of the ballroom in front off a smoking crater in the floor. "Well, I found it, but how do I get it out?"
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